Who Needs Bathrooms?

Bathrooms: who needs ‘em? Not me. Most people consider a home bathroom to be non-negotiable, but I’ve never been most people, which is why I’m sitting on a big pile of savings while they’re slogging away to pay off their so-called ‘essential’ renovations.   “Oh, but I actually needed my bathroom reno,” I hear you …

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Puppy Car

I’m adopting a puppy from a breeder in Hobart. The puppy was just born which means I’ll be able to take it home in eight weeks. I’ve begun the puppy-proofing process so that my home and belongings won’t be any sort of hazard to the young pup. I’ve spoken to a lot of people who …

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Average Car

As a secondary school student in Hobart, there’s a lot of pressure to have the best of everything. I just turned sixteen and my parents bought me my first car so that I can learn to drive in it. I’m really excited that I’ve got a new car, but the issue is that it’s not …

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Lolly Shop Videos

I’ve just opened a lolly shop and I want to promote it. I’ve been doing some research, and I’ve figured out that the best way to promote a business is through video. Working with lollies, I’m pretty creative and know what is visually appealing, and so I’m thinking of making around five videos for promotion. …

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Change of Scenery

We all need a change of scenery from time to time, right? It’s true. That’s why I’ve decided to move my bedroom into the bathroom. My family is all up in arms about it, which seems silly to me. Like, it’s not going to be the bathroom anymore, once I swap everything out. It’s just …

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Who’s This?

This really isn’t funny. Whoever is pulling this prank (however you are doing it) really needs to stop. I need to go back to my own body so that I can manage my marine welding business. This morning I woke up in the body of some weirdo with a dog almost as big as I …

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Necessary Tyre Repair

I have this insufferable friend that thinks that she’s better than all of us because she got a great job straight out of university and bought a new car with her salary. Initially I was really happy for her, just like any good friend would be. But she just turned into this person that was …

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The Second Epilogue

Frankie and I decided to head to the hardware store, just to remember old times. It had been a month since our climactic battle with Sewer Wizard, and my best friend had absorbed the evil half of himself. Space Wizard left us a note, explaining how he needed to leave for our own safety. It …

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Tour Final Day

This is it. The last day of the book tour promoting my memoir, I Was a Teenage Air Conditioner. It’s been a real honour to speak to air conditioners and humans alike about the struggles my people go through. The work isn’t done, though. I still have radio interviews, podcasts and online articles to do, …

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First Home Buyer

What I’ve found over my years is that people underestimate how hard it is to buy their first home. I’m now thirty and at the age where about half my friends are homeowners and the other half are not. Many of my friends went to university, whereas I did an apprenticeship and so I became …

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