Cars

When You Assume…

Green is not a creative colour.  Can confirm; I’ve spent my entire life at an academy for the arts and philosophical sciences, since both of my parents are professors here, and one thing I know for certain is that green- the colour- is not creative. It has its uses, but it’s not nearly as creative …

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Cars, Profit, Skeletons!

Until I hit fifteen, I had ZERO interest in cars. My parents just drove me everywhere, I took the bus to school, and I was old enough to appreciate the idea of sitting there and not having to do anything while people exert some degree of effort to get me places. And then my friends …

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The Mechanic King

Unlike many of the naysayers, I’m fully pumped for the spin-offs of Fantasy. Those simpletons just didn’t understand why John Crow had to do what he did, and why Kyrion the Giant became the king of the little folk, and why Sandra Snark chose to become Empress of the South. Obviously it was a ploy …

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Truly Roadworthy?

OH. MY. CRANKSHAFT. I am stunned. Amazed.  They may have experienced a little bit of a dip in quality recently, and Sails of Our Lives remains something that I must endure every week rather than enjoy. But this recent mid-season finale of Week of Our Lives just proves that they’ve all still got it. The …

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Such Automotive Hypocrisy

I’ve mulled this over for a while, and I’m still undecided over whether we had better TV when I was a kid. There are some truly amazing shows nowadays, like Abattoir: The Fast Fare-Blender, with its incredible world-building and characters. But then you’ve got a lot of trash that looks like it was churned out …

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Our Road Rules

Okay, I’m calling a time-out.  Like, actually. I get that our traffic maintenance and road systems are bad in Albajeria, and we take little things like ‘road rules’ less seriously. But personally, I think we have more fun. I got my license in Australia about a year ago – yes, despite our countries’ diplomatic ties, …

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